Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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