I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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