when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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