I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
only you would photoshop your dick
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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