Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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