In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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