@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
the day after is always just damage control
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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