i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
COCAINE IS GR8
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
