The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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