Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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