I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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