Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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