you guys were way drunker than both of me
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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