Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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