I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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