i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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