Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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