i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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