In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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