My first STD was from a foam party
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
