They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize