break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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