remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Randomize
