Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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