How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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