I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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