is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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