I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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