i already hear my dad disowning me
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Randomize