Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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