Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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