erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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