She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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