Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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