we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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