I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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