goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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