Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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