I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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