he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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