So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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