In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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