At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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