He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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