im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
pray to the hookup gods
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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