At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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