I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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