Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
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