You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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