sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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