There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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