please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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